I Will Rattle Off a List of Tasks I Am Performing Each Day, In Hopes of Convincing You (And, Coincidentally, Myself) That I Am Better Off Without You (When In Fact, I Am Not)
Household Drudgery Will Not Take My Mind Off The Emptiness Deep Within My Soul (this is sort of a country-tinged rewrite of track 1)
The Closer You Listen, The Less This Song Makes Sense. But It Sure Does Rock, Huh?
One Common Phrase Can Be Used To Describe At Least Three Completely Different Situations In One’s Lifetime (One Situation Per Verse)?
I Enjoyed Times Previous To This. I Do Not Enjoy Our Current Lifestyle (Also, Get Off My Lawn)
Do You Like Sexy Sex? Because I Like Sexy Sex. Perhaps We Should Meet and Talk About Sexy Sex Together At Some Point
Let’s Party!
Perhaps My Previous Statement re:Partying Was Ill-Advised, Given The General Dehydration and Malaise I Am Currently Experiencing
While We Are Here, May I Direct Your Attention To The Plight of Children In Darfur?
Progcycle, Chapter the Third: a) The Dreadening of Amortsmithshireson’s Vale, b) Hell’s Hallows Know No Novocaine, c) Hey Nonny Nonny, I’m On The Potty d) Seriously, Close The God Damn Door - I’m Busy In Here
